This pretty much sums up how my day is going

11-year-old: Hey, Mom – do you want some peppermints?

Me: I don’t really like peppermint.

11-year-old: What kind of monster are you?

Toddler: You bad guy.

Me: What are you two gonna do, put me in Candy Land jail?

9-year-old: What’s going on here?

11-year-old: Mom doesn’t like peppermints.

9-year-old: You Brutus.

Me: Do you even know what you’re talking about?

9-year-old: No, not really.

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