11-year-old: What are you listening to?
Me: Oh, it’s Pearl Jam’s first album 10.
11-year-old: This music is a total downer.
Me: Well, I didn’t know we were going with sunshine and lollipops today. Do you want me to start jamming to Disney music?
11-year-old [rolls eyes].
Me: Where are you going?
11-year-old: To my room to listen to some music and get away from your gloom.
Me: Like what?