When you have damaged goods, you get crying and refunds

kids love crying on santa's lap
Oh man, the 11-year-old is gonna hate me for reposting this picture. Like I should probably lock him outside of the house. Also, Santa looks like he’s been hitting the bottle pretty hard.

Don’t freak out.

I’m saying this more for me than for you.

I’ve been meaning to make a bunch of changes here for quite awhile now, but I just have not gotten to it because I’m: binge-eating, binge-watching, binge-sleeping, binge-lazying.

Anyway, when you start seeing changes here, don’t freak the fuck out. It’s okay. It’s just me fucking around, making things better (hopefully), making things easier to find, making things nicer to look at.

Also, all your awesome comments you’ve left me in the past few years? They may be gone. I don’t know. Warning signs are popping up and I’m covering my ears and singing WHAM! songs to no one’s delight.

As usual, I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing. Or maybe this is all a brilliant, deliberate plan on my part.

I can hear you laughing.

Just sit back and watch the melee unfurl.

3 thoughts on “When you have damaged goods, you get crying and refunds

  1. gasp! I left some golden, articulate comments and you are telling me they are GONE??? what kind of monster are you???

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