Carl: What are you doing?
Carl: It looks like you’re eating.
Me: I’m writing in my head while I eat. It’s called multi-tasking. Take note.
Carl: We just had dinner a few minutes ago. You said you were stuffed.
Me: [dagger eyes]
Me: So I’m writing for my new blog.
Carl: It’s just…
Me: Listen. I’ve done this before. You may remember me from such memorable turns on the Internet like..
Carl: Did you just eat all that pie?
Me: [mouth full of said pie, shaking head] What pie?
I watch as Carl walks away from me, his head in his hands. If he wanted some pie, he should’ve said something.