What if Ewoks are really just made of marshmallows?


ewoks are coming
You don’t want an Ewok blanket

Carl has this blanket that I hate. It’s not soft or warm or comforting in any way. It is the antithesis of what a blanket should be and I want to burn it.

Yesterday, he tried to cover me with it and I yelled: Get that motherfucking Ewok blanket away from me!

This week I learned that I have deep-seated issues with Return of the Jedi, Episode VI and:

The interwebs is both a frightening and joyous place and I can’t get enough of it:

What frightening and joyous things did you come across this past week?

Image courtesy of Starwars.Wikia.com

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