Also, I get confused easily
Me: Don’t forget to remind me to send you that article I was telling you about.
Carl: What’s it about?
Me: Well, it’s… hold on. I can’t quite. . . I’m not. . .
Carl: Don’t hurry – I don’t want you to strain yourself there. I’m here for a another decade or so.
Me: I’ll just text you a link, okay?
A few seconds later. . .
Carl’s phone dings
Me: Who’s that?
Me: Ugh. You’re phone. Who is texting you at (looks at phone) one in the morning! My god.
Carl: (casually walks over to his phone and looks at it, grins) It’s you, hot stuff. The link to the article you sent me?
Me: Yeah, well. It’s friggin’ good article.
There’s something wrong with us, right?