I don’t go to the dentist very often because when people put things in my mouth, I start to gag.
Ugh. Make your dick jokes. I’ve made about 100 already. One includes a banana and eagles. And Richard Lewis.
And my body can’t seem to comprehend the whole suction and water thing they always do when I go in for a cleaning. My tongue immediately blocks the little suction tube and the dental technician always looks down at me like I’m the patient from hell.
I came across this video the other day and it’s what Hallmark should aspire to be. Really.
The love and true asshole-ness of family members is on display here. The lengths these brothers go to to pull off this prank is aspiring and remarkable.
Now I just need to talk to Carl into going in for some dental work. He’s needs laughing gas because drill noise.
Okay – if you have dick jokes you wanna share, please do. It’s what’ll get me through the rest of the week.